|Why I Should Not Torment Myself By Exploring The Saint Seiya Fandom, Part One.
||[Feb. 15th, 2012|08:45 pm]
Kuroshoubi says: I have no attraction to the concept of wanting to fuck an animated character.
Kuroshoubi says: Apart from Shun.
Kuroshoubi says: BUT THAT'S DIFFERENT.
Garcia says: It is.
A sunset on a beach after a hot day, leading to a hot night. Written for my sister for our b-day. Anal, COMPLETE, M/M, Oneshot, PWP, SH, Voy, WAFF, Yaoi
Kuroshoubi says: ...
Garcia says: Wait wat...
Garcia says: Am I reading that correctly. 'Written for my sister'
Kuroshoubi says: Yep.
Garcia says: Is this still a South Park fanfic?
Kuroshoubi says: No, Saint Seiya.
Kuroshoubi says: ...all the crazies flock to Saint Seiya.
Garcia says: Judging by that opening I agree with you.
Kuroshoubi says: Which is sad because the writing of the series is remarkably consistant to the whole brotherhood of man ideal.
Kuroshoubi says: ...with undertones of female domination. ^^; Surprisingly, there is little fanfiction involving Shun.
Garcia says: Is that for the best?
Kuroshoubi says: I'm not sure.
Hyoga and Shun sat on the couch flipping through television channels all boasting bad quality late night shows. Seiya and Shiryu were lounging on the floor against giant pillows half their size. Ikki was gone for the night pulling another one of his disappearing acts. The four bored teens were having multiple problems beside bad television.
Garcia says: You would like to read some good stories but it's pretty unlikely to find a good one.
Kuroshoubi says: THESE ARE THE GREATEST WARRIORS ON THE EARTH.
So their refrigerator had been joined by a microwave, coffee pot and toaster since Shun loved to eat pop tarts.
Kuroshoubi says: MY EYES, THEY BURN. OH GOD, THEY BURN.
Garcia says: Right I have minimal knowledge of Saint Seiya and I know that aint right.
They had to vote on Shun’s choice of a Care Bears poster, to which it was allowed. However, it mysteriously disappeared one night much to Shun’s dismay.
Kuroshoubi says: THE FUCK. THE FUUUUUCCCCCCKKKK. HE'S THE MOST POWERFUL SAINT. HE JUST LIKES TO USE HIS WORDS.
Apathy was really getting to them and the only glint of excitement was discovering the contents of the odd tape. The tape finished rewinding and Shiryu pressed play, laying the remote on the floor beside him. The screen went black before credits started to role. “The Pizza Delivery Guy” was the title that flashed on the screen before a list of male actors rolled by.
Kuroshoubi says: ...UH-OH.
“I’ve not heard of this movie.” Hyoga said. “Me neither, looks lame.” Seiya sighed. The movie started with a man in his early 20’s ringing the doorbell of a home, carrying a pizza. He was a brunet with short hair, somewhat cute, but nothing stood out about him. A different man answered the door. This one looked a little older and had black hair, attractive, but again, not up to movie star standards.
Garcia says: They're watching a gay porn?!
Kuroshoubi says: PAINTIN' A PICTURE.
He reached in his pocket to get the money for the pizza but found it empty. ‘oh no…I must not have any money on me…’ the man said slightly embarrassed. Seiya grunted, “This is bad acting.” The delivery boy thought for a moment, ‘that’s okay, you could pay me in a different way…’ He winked and the man invited him in to the house.
“What’s he going to do, barter with the junk in his house?” Hyoga mumbled as all four boys watched the movie completely dumbfounded by its obnoxious lack of film quality. After putting the pizza down, the delivery boy moaned as the home owner dropped to his knees and started unbuckling his belt.
Garcia says: A gay porn written by Roger from American Dad...
“Ummm…” Shiryu made a sound in shock. The man pulled out the pizza boy’s cock and started sucking on it in his kitchen. The background music changed, becoming more twangy while the Saint’s gawked, unbelieving what they were watching. None of them moved as they were held like deer caught in headlights, their shock paralyzing them.
The video played on for three or four more minutes before Shiryu reached for the remote. “Wait…” Shun whispered above his head, implying he was not finished watching. Shiryu turned around to see Shun’s wide eyes glued to the television and Hyoga’s hand stroking his cheek. He looked at Seiya who was also drawn in by the pornographic movie.
Kuroshoubi says: ...THE PORN HAS MADE THEM HAVE HOMOEROTIC FEELINGS. ROGER WILL BE PLEASED.
Fading to black, Shiryu assumed it was over but then another scene appeared. The pizza boy was at another house now, ringing the bell. This time two men answered the door and coming up short on his tip so they invited him in as well. Soon the three men were on a couch buck naked with each other. Shiryu groaned, knowing this was going to be more graphic than the last scene.
Kuroshoubi says: Just turn the thing off, Shiryu, if it bothers you so much.
Kuroshoubi says: Eesh.
Shun moved his head a little in Hyoga’s lap to get more comfortable and noticed something interesting. He turned and looked up at his friend who was glaring down at him, hushing him into silence. Shun smiled and stifled a laugh understanding that Hyoga would be embarrassed if the others found out he had a raging hard on.
Kuroshoubi says: UH HELLO, YOU'RE ALL WATCHING BAD GAY PORN. NO SHAME.
Garcia says: None at all.
Seiya and Shiryu snickered, understanding the implication of what Shun said, Hyoga was turned on from the video. Shiryu mentally noted that he was also feeling strangely aroused. Seiya already had an erection, but no one had noticed yet and Shun had been turned on before the video even started as Hyoga played with his hair.
Kuroshoubi says: Shiryu obviously has a fetish for watching gay porn against his will though.
Kuroshoubi says: Oh gosh, there's hip wiggling going on.
Shun pushed his legs out, rubbing them against Seiya’s thighs and stretched his body. Seiya took the opportunity to pull Shun by grabbing his legs and yanking him. The green haired teen slid across the sofa and ended up in Seiya’s lap. Shun immediately felt Seiya’s erection under him and smiled. “Seems you’re not the only one Hyoga.”
Shun remained sitting on Seiya, but swiveled his head around to look at Shiryu lounging on the floor. “What about you Shiryu? Seems everyone here has a hard on…do you?” He was momentarily taken back by Shun’s direct question. Shun was usually not aggressive, however, it suited him well in this provocative situation.
Kuroshoubi says: "Shun, if you twist my nipples and force me to answer, I'd be happy to do so" replied Shiryu.
Garcia says: It would be awkward if he didn't have an erection.
Kuroshoubi says: Imagine being left out.
Kuroshoubi says: "We're all uncharacteristically aroused by this amateur pornography featuring okay looking guys, how about you, Shiryu? No...FREAKY NO-BONER!"
Seiya smiled as soft lips found his in a passionate kiss. He had been nervous about kissing Shiryu because he wanted to be liked by his friend so badly. Hyoga and Shun were fun, but he did not care what they thought of his sexual prowess. They both looked up when they heard Shun squeal.
Kuroshoubi says: I CARE ABOUT WHAT SHUN THINKS.
“Eeeeeiiii!” Shun was so excited when Hyoga all but devoured him. The blond had taken the initiative and pounced on his crush, pinning the boy below him. He quickly worked at the buttons on the pants hiding what he wanted, the cock he had dreamed about touching. Shun let out his illustrious squeal when Hyoga freed him of his pants and took his painfully erect shaft into his hand.
Kuroshoubi says: ...is Shun being played by Miss Piggy in this fanfiction?
Shiryu and Seiya were slightly surprised to see Shun naked, but they all knew where this was leading, they were four hormonal teenage boys after all.
Kuroshoubi says: PINK BELLY! PINK BELLY!
He handed the bottle to Shiryu who took it eagerly. Both Shun and Seiya looked at each other, then the television. Their eyes popped open when they realized that they were the ones about to get screwed. As they were propped on their hands and knees, facing each other, they took advantage of the position and started kissing in attempt to distract from what Shiryu and Hyoga were about to do.
Kuroshoubi says: Remember, Shiryu is being forced into this.
Shun jerked slightly as Hyoga pressed a single finger into him. It was slippery but still had a difficult time getting in. Shun relaxed as much as he could, allowing the intrusion. Hyoga’s heart raced as he realized just how tight Shun really was.
Kuroshoubi says: Maybe Miss Piggy is just Shun's stunt squeal double then.
Garcia says: Does Shun squeal in your mind?
Hyoga could hardly wait anymore, dying to be lodged into the tight abyss of his little Shun.
Kuroshoubi says: FUCK NO.
Kuroshoubi says: SHUN IS VERY MANLY.
Garcia says: Even if he bottomed?
Kuroshoubi says: Yep.
Kuroshoubi says: Shun is perfect man embodiment.
Kuroshoubi says: There isn't enough Engrish to describe exceptional man dance culture dude that Shun is.
Garcia says: I see.
Shun giggled when Hyoga collapsed on top of him, pushing them both to the floor. Hyoga rolled to the side, trying to catch his breath. They were all sweaty and tired, but thoroughly satisfied. Shun snuggled into Hyoga’s chest, still wanting to be close to him.
Kuroshoubi says: ARGH!
The video whirred on in the background, the last scene finally coming to completion. They were all relaxing, languid and happy when suddenly, the door to their private oasis opened. Too satiated to move, they all looked up, horrified that they had been intruded on. Ikki stood in the doorway staring at the bizarre scene in front of him.
Kuroshoubi says: "You too, Shiryu?" Ikki exclaimed.
Kuroshoubi says: "I didn't want to...so I fucked Seiya, you know how I roll"
Ikki dared not look at them again, everyone was embarrassed. He walked to the VCR and popped out the tape. He had returned home late and wanted to search for that damn tape he had lost. How lucky for me that my friends found it, watched it, and screwed the hell out of each other because of it, Ikki sarcastically thought to himself.
Me and you, Ikki. Me and you both.
So done with Saint Seiya madness right now.