|Writer's Block: Your 15 Minutes
||[Sep. 8th, 2011|09:06 am]
If you had your own reality show, what would it be called? What would it be about?
It would detail the frequent attempts of myself and my family to avoid embarrassment, humilation and general awkwardness. Every time, we'd fail, spectacularly of course and begin the cycle anew. Seeing as my family is a variable lucky dip of sexual identites, neurotypicalness and just bizarre off the wallness, this show would not be popular. It would be popular with people who like Arrested Development and gain a cult following. As a result, my siblings would be able to successfully make a living on the convention circuit. I would plough relentlessly on with my own dream, to own a coconut farm, earning myself a tepidly recieved spinoff.
It'd be called The Inconsolables.